Tuesday, April 26, 2011

The skinny of late. And pictures.

1) In the running for a creative nonfiction prize. If I could ask for you to go somewhere and vote for me, I would.

2) Won a fellowship to the Summer Literary Series for Creative Nonfiction in Lithuania. Only goes toward tuition, so between room & board and airfare (and double it because I'd have to/demand on/want to take my kid with me), there's no way I can go. But they gave me something, and I'm focusing on the compliment of that.

4) Had a run in with a crazy in a green pickup truck today. He cut me off (he was in a left-turn-only lane at a light, I was in the go-straight land, but he went straight instead left, directly into the path of my straight-going car), and when I slammed on the breaks and the horn, he stopped his car, got out, came over to my car yelling at me to "Slow it down, bitch!" (I was doing about 12 miles an hour at the most, having just pulled out from a red light.) "Slow it down! I'm an undercover cop and I'm looking for an address! So back off!" Took pictures of the back of his car, drove a couple blocks away and called the police.

5) Working on trying to find Clifford Irving, the author of Fake! and the controversial/hoaxed Howard Hughes biography that's the basis of the film Hoax. Anybody out there conveniently his cousin or niece or something?

6) Have apparently forgotten how to count.

Ohio Turnpike
I've been goofing around with tilt shift and and old photos. I don't have a camera that's capable of creating the effect, or Photoshop (which has a great process for doing tilt shift), but I found an (extremely, thoroughly, utterly, completely) simplified version for free that does an okay job. I wouldn't have been opposed to spending a couple of bucks on a decent program, but they all seem to be modules or attachments or whatever to big, fat programs (read: expensive) like Photoshop, so there you go.

Pektor's Hill, looking down at Pektor's farm.
(refuses to click to larger image, for some reason)
Train in Duluth
These are a couple of snaps. I think they're okay - not as good as some I've seen - and I know some things I can do to get better ones out of the freeware (like go snap some pictures from heights and better angles). 
South Bethelem, looking down at Bethlehem Steel.
Plaza outside by Shedd Aquarium, Chicago.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Getting work out there.

Thank you, Hotel Amerika, for taking my prose poem, Woof, and my whatever-it-is-lyric-essay(?), Exclusions. Can't wait to see them in the special spring issue, "Aphorisms."

Fresnel lens + eyeballs = weird.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

New Blog Coming Soon?

I helped Rachel set up a new blog site just for her. It's called Travel with Daleks and will probably be mostly a photo journal of the house Daleks doing various things and going various places. We're going to work on it over her spring break (she needs to find her way around, figure out how it all works, where things are, etc.) and hopefully get some photos up soon. A lot of her photos are damn hilarious - will probably be worth checking out.


Dalek Zar tries an apple.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Nothing of much substance happening this week. Been plenty busy and plenty productive: newly remastered CV and resume, plenty work on Phoenix class and with Phoenix students, etc. No energy being channeled into housework, however, and the place looks more like somewhere you might want to house zoo animals than anything. Well, maybe it's not that bad. You can still see sections of the surface of the living room library table, after all.

I was hoping to spend some time writing this week, but it just hasn't happened. I think next week is looking fairly likely for that kind of business, at least I hope so. I'm semi-itching to finish a semi-started essay that could satisfy an item on the Artifice wishlist. My choice would be to make something like a Schrodinger's box, but I haven't yet come up with the solution/idea/design for that one.

In lieu of an essay to talk about, since the semi-started pieces aren't quite started enough to know that they're going to remain what they're beginning to be, so discussing "what they are" seems a little presumptuous at this point, here are some pictures of stuff I've made.

Eddie Izzard has this bit about the Pope and Batman being the only individuals who go around in -mobiles that then segues into the Pope fighting crime with his Jesus Disks (makes arm motions like he's flinging Chinese throwing stars). That seemed like a good Christmas present for a couple of friends who are big-time Eddie Izzard fans - Jesus Disks - and the papal miter and disc followed.

The disc was burned with Gregorian chants before it was covered in religious and religious-looking images. Seems like crime fighting discs would have inherently more crime-stopping power if they carried beautifully sung prayers on their obverses. The papal miter is a little more "swinging sixties" than "St. Peter's," but I wanted to use fabric I already had, if possible. The flowered lamé is quite a lot louder than is evidenced by the picture, which makes me love it and which also makes it very difficult to find a use for.

I like needle felting. It's satisfyingly organically sculptural. You build up from nothing, or from a central mass (like a balled up and tied old wool sock), like sculpting with clay. It's possible to blend colors, add delicate nuances, create subtle shaping. Fixing mistakes or weirdnesses is just a matter of compacting the wool roving down until the problem disappears and then covering it up with more material. Plus, the actual felting process is all about being stabby, and that's pretty fun, too.

I made this little guy a couple/three months ago after I had my old garage door opening button replaced with one that wasn't a broken piece of crap. The board that came out was kind of cool, and I'd been thinking about trying to make some creatures/things with a mix of wool and other junk, and it seemed like a decent piece of junk to make a first try with.

I think he's pretty cute. (I just wish I had some decent lights/photo area/box for snapping objects. I *think* about making one, but have yet to do so.) His plug (the white end - it's the cord from a broken pair of old eighties-style headphones) comes out in case he feels like wrapping it around his "neck" for warmth or style.

The fat cat, Alexandra (also: Moose, Chubbadub, Wide Load, Fatso, Tub-o-Guts, etc.) likes him too, enough that I have to keep him on the higher table under the windows so she can't grab him off the library table and kick the crap out of him. Cat claws are pretty much the antimatter to the needle-felting needle's matter - they undo the very fabric of needle-felting existence and one's monsters are left loose and fuzzy and dis/decomposed.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

This blog so messy, so, so messy.

I swore that, if I ever did this blog thing, my pages wouldn't look like those designers' nightmares you so frequently run into around the web. But, sure enough, that's basically exactly what I've made.

No much news lately. Couple pieces in the most recent Midway Journal (Volume 5, Issue 3). Best thing is, the next person down from me is my friend, and fabulous poet, Colleen McCarthy. I especially love "Hide" - it's luscious.

I managed to get a stack of submissions and grant proposals and contest entries in the mail in the last couple/three weeks. Now it's time to sit back and wait for the thousands of dollars to roll in.

Make sure you get on over to matchbook: stories quite short plus critical thoughts and submit an entry for their Ad Story project. You're gonna love the idea - it's super dorktacular.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Not a real post.

Just something that's allowing me to do something else. Believe me, it's not worth explaining.

The creepy creepy dolls of Michel Nedjar.










Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Essay Daily: Not Really So Daily: Things I'm fond of that can be found in a review o...

Although I've already shown this off to a number of people, in emails, on Facebook, etcetera, I figure I might as well put it everywhere I can and at this point the only location lacking a link is now (well, not really, not anymore) this blog.

I was contacted by Craig Reinbold, a staff writer from Essay Daily, who was writing a review of South Loop Review Volume 12, and was particularly enamored by, and also somewhat puzzled by, my piece with the spurious title, "Untitled". Craig was intrigued, but felt the piece needed more, and was curious about how I saw the little "art exercise". Did I view it as an actual construction project? What was the piece doing, exactly?

I explained how "Untitled" came about, that the exercise in South Loop was actually just the first page of a four-page essay, and that I personally have a hard time seeing it stand on its own. Neither the first nor the second part entirely works without the other (the first even less so without the second). In retrospect I was probably too eager to see the piece in print, and probably shouldn't have released it in pieces this way. But the article in Essay Daily is a marvelous vindication of my feelings that the exercise cannot stand alone, and that it was kind of a weird editorial decision to excerpt it this way.

Essay Daily: South Loop Review Volume 12 review

Here's the portion of the piece that SLR12 took:


Friday, November 5, 2010

One of the undergraduate editors of South Loop wrote some short reviews for everyone who read or spoke at their publication party. She was very kind and generous with nice comments, and I thank her.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Sunday, October 3, 2010

South Loop Review Publication Celebration


If you're in Chicago on Thursday, October 21, swing by Columbia College to hear me read at the publication party for South Loop: Creative Nonfiction+Art Issue 12. My good friend, Holly Vanderhaar, will be reading as well, and it'll be Chicago in October, and that's just dandy. Even better, the event is part of the Creative Nonfiction Week at Columbia - there should be plenty to do and lots of great people to talk to.

3:30 PM
Columbia College
618 Michigan Avenue
2nd Floor at Stage Two
Chicago, Illinois



Sunday, August 8, 2010




The next project? Maybe?


Bella Pants from Burda

Friday, July 30, 2010

Awesome phish - a fortune, an evil uncle, and a soulmate:


I've always got the urge to write back to these people. String them along. But never enough gumption to actually do it. These are the moments when I'd like a closer writing relationship with someone like David Legault (remember that name - everyone will know who he is, one day), who not only has the gumption but is also one of the weirdest people I've ever known (in absoutely the best possible way). Dude puts himself out there in the world, actually does the sort of things that most of us only bother to daydream about. Gets messy, behaves like an idiot, throws up, and all with an essayist's sensibilities. He's a little bit of DFW, performance artist, anthropologist and dungeonmaster rolled into pillowy, dorky white bread that does essentially nothing to belie what what's actually going on between his ears. This was supposed to be about the phish, and how I should write back to one of these people and get a good essay out of it, instead of becoming a Tribute to Dave. It's just too corny and hackneyed to ask WWDD, but what would Legault have to say in response to this?





Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The cozy-covered boulder.


My boulder made it into an article in the Star Tribune today. Just last night I wrote myself a reminder (in lipstick on the bathroom mirror) to bike over to campus with a pair of scissors and finally set the boulder free. I'm glad I've forgotten up until now.

(Photo by Tom Sweeney of the Star Tribune)


Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The eerie (and simulated)(and oddly musical) sounds of the Higgs boson on the BBC News: "God particle signal is simulated as sound." June 23, 2010. The link to the article and some sound files:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science_and_environment/10385675.stm

I don't know the first thing about composing music. Haven't tried to compose anything since I was sixteen or so (that was just after the dinosaurs roamed the earth, but before tapes and records went extinct) and all I can remember of that is how clunky it all was. It's just not something my brain is made to do. So please, please won't someone who knows their way around a blank score sheet please write some fabulous ambient tracks with these fabulous, ambient sounds?

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Current publication info:

"The Myth of the Prose Poem" will appear in Sentence 8. Summer 2010. Sentence: A Journal of Prose Poetics is edited by Brian Clements and published by Firewheel Editions.
http://www.firewheel-editions.org/sentence/current.htm

"Good Idea #3: peanut butter" and "Measurement of a Man" will appear in South Loop Review: Creative Nonfiction and Art #12, fall 2010. South Loop is the literary journal of Creative Nonfiction Program at Columbia University and is edited by RéLynn Hansen.

"Good Idea #3: peanut butter" also received an honorable mention in the Fourth Genre 2010 Michael Steinberg Essay Contest. The contest is held by Fourth Genre: Explorations in Nonfiction, the nonfiction literary journal of Michigan State University. The journal is currently edited by Marcia Aldrich; the contest submissions were judged by the journal's founding editor, Michael Steinberg.